- Aries: You will have a bodily function today, and it will be entirely normal.
- Taurus: You will eat a meal today, and it will be satisfying.
- Gemini: You will communicate with another human being today, and it will be unremarkable.
- Cancer: You will feel an emotion today, and it will be valid.
- Leo: You will encounter a mirror today, and you will look great.
- Virgo: You will notice something out of place today, and you will fix it.
- Libra: You will have a social interaction today, and it will be pleasant.
- Scorpio: You will have a thought today, and it will be intriguing.
- Sagittarius: You will have an experience today, and it will be interesting.
- Capricorn: You will have a responsibility today, and you will handle it.
- Aquarius: You will encounter a new idea today, and it will be thought-provoking.
- Pisces: You will have a dream tonight, and it will be forgettable.
Inane Horoscopes for April 2023