ChatGPT Nonsense Story About A Man Pooping Himself

Please accept my sincerest apologies for the low level of maturity on this blog post.

I presented this prompt to Chat GPT:

Write a silly story about a grown man who was day-dreaming about robocop in church and then falls asleep and accidentally poops himself.

Honestly, I was shocked that it accommodated me without scolding me for the subject matter.

Once upon a time, there was a grown man named Tom who had a fascination with Robocop. He was sitting in church one Sunday, daydreaming about Robocop saving the day when suddenly he dozed off.

As Tom drifted off into a deep sleep, his subconscious mind took him on a wild adventure. He found himself in a futuristic world where he was the sidekick of Robocop. Together they fought off villains and saved the world. It was an exhilarating experience for Tom, and he lost track of time.

Unfortunately, Tom’s body wasn’t as excited about his adventure as his mind was. He had eaten a large burrito the night before, and his stomach was feeling uneasy. While he was sleeping, Tom accidentally pooped himself. The smell was so bad that it woke him up, and he quickly realized what had happened.

Tom was mortified. He tried to pretend like nothing had happened, but the smell was too strong, and everyone around him started to notice. People were trying to hold their breath and move away from him, and Tom wished he could disappear.

After the service ended, Tom bolted out of the church and ran all the way home, too embarrassed to show his face to anyone. From that day forward, he never daydreamed about Robocop in church again, and he always made sure to use the bathroom before leaving the house.

Inane Horoscopes for April 2023

  1. Aries: You will have a bodily function today, and it will be entirely normal.
  2. Taurus: You will eat a meal today, and it will be satisfying.
  3. Gemini: You will communicate with another human being today, and it will be unremarkable.
  4. Cancer: You will feel an emotion today, and it will be valid.
  5. Leo: You will encounter a mirror today, and you will look great.
  6. Virgo: You will notice something out of place today, and you will fix it.
  7. Libra: You will have a social interaction today, and it will be pleasant.
  8. Scorpio: You will have a thought today, and it will be intriguing.
  9. Sagittarius: You will have an experience today, and it will be interesting.
  10. Capricorn: You will have a responsibility today, and you will handle it.
  11. Aquarius: You will encounter a new idea today, and it will be thought-provoking.
  12. Pisces: You will have a dream tonight, and it will be forgettable.

Bum Wine Tasting Party

Bum Wine Tasting Party

I found this site, bumwine.com, a number of years ago, and it gave me a great idea to have a bum wine tasting party. For over five years, I’ve been threatening to hold such a party.

I don’t know how widely known this is, but it turns out that a lot of these “wines” are produced by established, reputable wineries, but they don’t necessarily want you to know that. Night Train, for example, is a product of E. & J. Gallo Winery. The label on a bottle of Night Train makes no mention of Gallo. It shows as being produced by Night Train Limited.

I wanted that have little cards with the name of each wine on the table. It would have been fancy.

It turns out that a lot of these wines are no longer produced. See the email below that I received in 2018.

It seems that I had this idea a bit too late to actually hold such a party.

Hairstyles and Job Interviews

I think I look a lot better with alternative styled clothes, hair, etc. During the “shelter in place” and “work from home” phases of the COVID-19 pandemic, I was sporting a mohawk (one that I almost never spiked up properly) and a little facial hair (according to the references I’ve reviewed, it was a “circle beard“). I thought this look was a more accurate representation of “me”.

On the other hand, I had a couple of job interviews this year. It was difficult to style whatever hair I had to work with into a professional look. I tried, but it was still awkward. So, I’ve been growing it back out, and it looks fine, but I’m disappointed – and tempted to switch back!