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To anyone who wants to make the point: HuNTeRs HeLp with AniMaL PopUlaTiOnS…
I answer: That doesn’t mean I can’t celebrate his demise. You know he must’ve been a garbage human. A Dallas millionaire big game trophy hunter? Give me a fucking break!
Sometimes I play this Clubhouse 51 Games game on my Nintendo Switch. It’s actually a decent set of board games, card games, etc. I especially like the Othello ripoff and the Mastermind ripoff. They have other names. Sometimes I win Mastermind. Today, I won with three guesses left!
With six colors of pegs and four spaces to fill (with no color repeats), how many possible combinations are there?
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Sometimes I still play Minesweeper (on Android) like the good old fashioned 1990s Windows days. And sometimes I win!
I never did think of myself as goth, but if it walks like a duck…
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I used to live and die by my Microsoft index finger track ball. I loved it. But it broke. People would come to my desk at work and become befuddled. I had to provide a standard mouse for visitors.
“It would suck, wouldn’t it, if time collapsed in on itself?” I heard a random man say at a NYE party on December 31st, 1999. I believe he was speaking in general terms and not about NYE itself. I found myself agreeing with him silently. It would suck. Then he said it again. Before long he had said it near countless times. It turns out he was having a very bad acid trip. He was then sequestered in a room and began slamming furniture around. Some other people I also didn’t know evidently dropped him at a local ER and sped away. I felt bad for him.
I couldn’t find any comments about this online, so I decided to post one. There is a little melody in the movie Pretty Thing that sounds remarkably like the beginning of Reptile by Nine Inch Nails.
Please comment if you noticed this, too.
Acting Governor Dan Patrick (gross) and Senator Ted Cruz (gag me) are begging people to pray for the people lost in the hill country flooding. Let me be frank: Prayer does nothing. Commenting “Prayers” on a tragic Facebook post is laughable. Those people aren’t even actually praying. They’re just typing a word – a worthless word. Prayer is a way of absolving yourself from taking actual action. If you feel like you can help, then help. In real life.…
Someone left this on my desk at work over 20 years ago and never owned up to it.
