This is what happens when you don’t have anywhere in your apartment to put your bicycles.
Don’t ever go play BINGO with Amanda & Co. They will just tell you the bathroom is way farther away than it looks (some kind of strange psychological torture) and then repeatedly make sure you’re paying sufficient attention to your BINGO cards. By the end of the night they will all be making fun of you and mumbling things about beginners luck. (I won $750.)